February 2012
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sharpestrose:
It really shouldn’t have surprised anyone that Dante thinks Dave is cool, seeing as how Dante is ectobiologically identical to Tavros.
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URGENT QUESTION
WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ 100K ABOUT WEIRD LOOKING DUDES
WHO FAIL AT EVERYTHING
AND ESPECIALLY BEING MARRIED
SPOILER ALERT: THE ANSWER IS HELL YES
Human Empanada
Kaner, a traditionally useless Prince of America, and Tazer, the Heir Apparent of British Canada, don’t know each other when their mothers arrange their engagement. Once that’s done all they have to do is get to know each...
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Anonymous asked: When he was younger, my black...
yoisthisracist:
Sorry, no, that is just hilarious.
sudden perfect image of a little kid
coming across dried up old dog poop
in the front yard of some suburban house
DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE TOILETS D:
GROSS DDD:
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it:... →
robokittens:
notalwaysweak:
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annanobody:
last-lost-girl:
thestarryeyes:
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thestarryeyes:
ROBERT PLANT SKLDBKAJDJS HE’S LIKE 70 ASKLHDAJKS OH JESUS XD
Uhm
Chad Kroeger.
Fuq.
Anthony Keidis.
Aww…
… inky ;D
is also the last vocalist i listened to
…SPLINCHED D:
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10 things
glamaphonic:
1) There are endless, ENDLESS things that could go wrong with a CBS drama about Sherlock Holmes with Lucy Liu as Rule 63 Dr. Watson. From all the things that usually plague female characters and, especially, WoC characters in western entertainment to the show just being plain shitty.
2) None of these things is how now there won’t be pandering queer subtext. Literally none of them....
ivyblossom:
ceilingtheo:
….they totally should have cast Lucy Liu as Sherlock.
I would absolutely have been on board for this.
i think i just found the sherlock of my heart :|
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There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won’t be falling for THAT one again any time soon. A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.
i like to think that Dad keeps that jar there as a reminder
that jokes are only funny if you’re careful about them
and that it has been very carefully cleaned
and all it contains now
is a single epi pen
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sharpestrose:
pluckypalaeontologist replied to your post: myfavoritedemons replied to your post: So when I…
wait does that mean you’ve finished the tv series bc i have been sitting on my hands not saying anything waiting for you to finish eeeeeeeee
yessssssss I have :D :D :D :D
i remember you saying that you didn’t want to get too attached to sansa because lacking in claws/teeth
back...
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rufiozuko:
I’m caught up… I can’t believe I had to go back and reread everything… I guess that’s par for the course here in Homestuck. I was just playing beats on the MPC.
Things are starting to shape up around here… Thanks for all the help so far. My eyelids are starting to get heavy again and looks like I may have to stop for the evening. My inbox is so full, I want to go through it and...
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wow okay so it turns out that’s still a huge hot button issue for me
lol never gonna fade
but protip
“if they loved you, they would not (commit abusive behaviour)”
is actually really harmful rhetoric
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I just have so many feels about the Derse family,...
bramblepatch:
suchirolle:
First of all, anyone who says Dirk and Roxy are neglectful parents…
GO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED.
Sure, at first it’s what it seems like. But at the Acts progress, you can see that they would risk their lives for Rose and Dave. Dirk cut up a meteor for him, and Roxy left her beloved martini behind to fight monsters for her. And the sad part is, both are misunderstood by...
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i just sent him an /ask
telling him not to skip the intermission
i am so embarrassed by my life right now
i had the biggest crush on him when i was like
ten
i would say ‘you don’t even know’
but this is tumblr
you all know
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rufiozuko:
can’t believe I’m going back to read these “pesterings”!!!! arrrgggghhhh!!!! hahahah…
anything else I need to know?
if you go to here
and click on show here:
you will see all of the pesterlogs in chronological order by act
because that act 1 is all john, that will be every pesterlog
the wiki page is heavy on spoilers though, so i would advise against reading the entry itself
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dante basco you are charming as fuck
and i will never stop finding this whole thing too darling for words
although i feel bad for ohmostdefiantly
like every time she friends someone
they are pulled into this mess
one day she will log in to a twenty page tumblr backread
and it will just be twenty pages
of tumblr saviour
so hey australians
erinkyan:
what are your feels on virgin mobile?
I was with them way back in the day like 5+ years ago and I liked them back then
but are they any good NOW?
also they use the optus network so bluhhh
feel free to tell me your optus feels also.
basically hey australians give me all your phone network carrier type things opinions
i’ve never tried virgin but i am reblobbing this because...
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in further adventures of no one wants Erin's money
erinkyan:
Telstra are a great big bag of dicks.
I mean, we knew this already. But.
Apparently a learners permit isn’t “real” photo ID.
This is total bullshit because from a photo identification perspective there is no legal difference between a learners and a full license.
so anyway Telstra won’t sign me up for anything unless I go in with a passport or full license.
legally this is total...
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alexiorsay:
ponett:
This era of the MSPA fandom’s history shall forever be known as “Dante’s Inferno.”
the divine comedy
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orangealley:
i keep picturing the whole homestuck fandom fighting to hide in cupboards and under tables and behind doors of this big house, sniggering and giggling and people keep slapping each other and going SHHHH, and meanwhile there’s dante basco walking through each room looking in all the wrong places
and hidden in a cookie jar in the kitchen are the panels where hussie snogs rufio and...
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hussies-prostate:
he wears ripped jeans, i wear t-shirts
he’s a well known actor and i’m a comic author
dreamin of the day that he wakes up and finds that what he’s lookin for
has been here the whole time
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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asklelusii:
taurusnitram:
[[ Just gonna… Yeah… SorryforreblogingIjust…Yeah… ]]
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on physically punishing your children
last-snowfall:
zillah975:
nowisgreater:
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nezua:
being hit as a child teaches you many things, i’d guess. mostly, it teaches you that might makes right. and as a child, you will have no argument against that. and so it is likely that you will learn it well.
being hit as a child may teach other things. but below and beyond intellect and language, it teaches you rage....
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someone: So who do you ship in the Alpha kids?
me: yes
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sharpestrose:
nova-bright:
I want Hussie to put “Homestuck - where is this going?” on the cover of the books, like where people normally put reviews and recommendations
Especially if he attibutes it.
YES
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if i were to wank meta about vriska
would that be a thing anyone would actually want to read
or should i keep my self indulgence to myself
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thesparkster:
How humans are not physically created to eat meat
rippedfuel:
healthful:
This is an interesting read. I certainly don’t agree with all the points (chickens and vultures look unhealthy?! lol) but the general gist of it is right up my alley. Especially the part about the meat rotting in your digestive tract for days, weeks if not years! yukko!
This would be true if humans were...
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on physically punishing your children
bossymarmalade:
sanaa-tamir:
nezua:
being hit as a child teaches you many things, i’d guess. mostly, it teaches you that might makes right. and as a child, you will have no argument against that. and so it is likely that you will learn it well.
being hit as a child may teach other things. but below and beyond intellect and language, it teaches you rage. because as a child, in the context of...
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