February 2012
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TG: your gross man-bro crush on matt macconahay is an unsavory thing to behold EB: mcconaughey. TG: sounds like a noise a horse would make TG: ie dumb
rude dave
rude
your bro is gonna punch you right in the ear
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LIL' ANCESTOR HEADCANON TIME AGAIN
godhoodgiraffeknight:
pluckypalaeontologist:
godhoodgiraffeknight:
pluckypalaeontologist:
godhoodgiraffeknight:
Punk Teen Summoner picks on Minifang all the time because she’s a HUGE NERD (but he secretly thinks she’s okay)
She has a massive crush on him and cries all the time because he calls her nerd all the time
Summoner also shouts insults at teen Highblood while running past his...
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LIL' ANCESTOR HEADCANON TIME AGAIN
godhoodgiraffeknight:
pluckypalaeontologist:
godhoodgiraffeknight:
Punk Teen Summoner picks on Minifang all the time because she’s a HUGE NERD (but he secretly thinks she’s okay)
She has a massive crush on him and cries all the time because he calls her nerd all the time
Summoner also shouts insults at teen Highblood while running past his house and yells “fUCK THA POLICE,” when Highblood...
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so the thing about the punk summoner thing
is that i keep thinking of grimdark tavros
and laughing helplessly
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LIL' ANCESTOR HEADCANON TIME AGAIN
godhoodgiraffeknight:
Punk Teen Summoner picks on Minifang all the time because she’s a HUGE NERD (but he secretly thinks she’s okay)
She has a massive crush on him and cries all the time because he calls her nerd all the time
Summoner also shouts insults at teen Highblood while running past his house and yells “fUCK THA POLICE,” when Highblood gets furious and chases him
Also Summoner has a...
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nova-bright replied to your post: WAIT GUYS IN ALL THE HULLABALOO SURROUNDING LUCY…
It should be idris elba
okay look on the one hand i’m like
fuck that if they’re not gonna ladify sherlock i will accept no dudifying of mary
but on the other hand
&idris elba;
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sharpestrose:
pluckypalaeontologist:
nova-bright:
dirk u dick prince now would be a good time to come swooping in on your robo steed and help your sister-pale wife
i am just saying
less daydreaming about swole bunny men
more helping roxy fight off the vicious attention of a tiny murderous queen
wait no see
maybe roxy♦dirk is the problem
he doesn’t wanna get pushed out of his...
some peculiar puritan given names
aradia-de-los-muertos:
ragbag:
in addition to ultimate gravel skiing and kite surf jousting, i’m also an avid fan of anthroponomastics, the study of personal names. naming customs have always been a hot topic around the ganan dinner table—and no group of people has a weirder body of names than those pesky new england puritans.
some names like be-strong philpott and kill-sin pimple sound more...
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WAIT GUYS
IN ALL THE HULLABALOO SURROUNDING LUCY LIU
(fuck you i’m great)
WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION
WHO’S GOING TO PLAY MARY????????
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nova-bright:
dirk u dick prince now would be a good time to come swooping in on your robo steed and help your sister-pale wife
i am just saying
less daydreaming about swole bunny men
more helping roxy fight off the vicious attention of a tiny murderous queen
wait no see
maybe roxy♦dirk is the problem
he doesn’t wanna get pushed out of his quadrant
ash up his relationship
...
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Sometimes (a lot of times) I hate American TV.
nova-bright:
glamaphonic:
amazonziti:
letters-and-sodas:
agletthatiscracked:
singingtomysoul:
I sometimes wonder what executives actually are thinking with their brains.
“HEY GUYS. HEY, YOU KNOW THAT CLASSIC WORK OF LITERATURE? LET’S UPDATE IT AND SET IT IN AMERICA.
…I MEAN, WE ALREADY DID THAT LIKE TWICE OR SOMETHING, BUT.
AND YOU KNOW HOW IT HAS THAT GAY SUBTEXT THING ALL THE...
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To be honest I think Lucy Liu would have made a...
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reason-says:
runawayballista:
is it presumptuous of me to think that english majors should be required to take an introductory class on linguistics, preferably one that includes a gloss of what language change entails
i know that english majors are usually concentrated on literature and critical thinking, particularly for writing, but for some reason this seems to be a breeding ground for the...
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“I think people sometimes get the wrong impression when they’re like, ‘Oh, well,...”
– Lucy Liu to Jane Magazine in 2003 (via itsinthetrees)
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shonna99:
Patrick Stump: WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT: CONFESSIONS OF A PARIAH
nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than…
I...
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reason-says:
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
because there are...
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roachpatrol:
playerprophet:
softowl:
Pssssssst they’re braids not rat tails
good to know
OH THANK GOD.
#seriously ugliest troll so far #she probably hangs around behind the schoolfeeding complexes #and gives noogies #watch this get jossed
halp halp can’t stop laughing
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davistops:
interestinglyweird:
copper-fish:
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robokittens:
i am seriously sitting over here like crying with rage because i can’t understand* auspistizisks auspisticng autospizes the ashen quadrant. WHY DOESN’T IT MAKE SENSE WHY WHY WHY :(
* or spell
well in his defence
there are very few inconsistencies in the comic
SO
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sharpestrose:
nova-bright:
erinkyan replied to your post: BDSM folk i love you all, you know i do but why …
lololollll I fucking hate purple prose. I’d say read more gay man fiction but honestly it could probably use a little MORE purple prose…
hahah in this case I was reading group descriptions on fetlife.
and oh gay man porn
my other Erin has many many mannnnnny queer porn e-books on her...
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sharpestrose:
It really shouldn’t have surprised anyone that Dante thinks Dave is cool, seeing as how Dante is ectobiologically identical to Tavros.
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URGENT QUESTION
WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ 100K ABOUT WEIRD LOOKING DUDES
WHO FAIL AT EVERYTHING
AND ESPECIALLY BEING MARRIED
SPOILER ALERT: THE ANSWER IS HELL YES
Human Empanada
Kaner, a traditionally useless Prince of America, and Tazer, the Heir Apparent of British Canada, don’t know each other when their mothers arrange their engagement. Once that’s done all they have to do is get to know each...
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Anonymous asked: When he was younger, my black...
yoisthisracist:
Sorry, no, that is just hilarious.
sudden perfect image of a little kid
coming across dried up old dog poop
in the front yard of some suburban house
DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE TOILETS D:
GROSS DDD:
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it:... →
robokittens:
notalwaysweak:
diewithstoriestotell:
annanobody:
last-lost-girl:
thestarryeyes:
toejones:
hipsterizzy:
titaniumbovine:
thestarryeyes:
ROBERT PLANT SKLDBKAJDJS HE’S LIKE 70 ASKLHDAJKS OH JESUS XD
Uhm
Chad Kroeger.
Fuq.
Anthony Keidis.
Aww…
… inky ;D
is also the last vocalist i listened to
…SPLINCHED D:
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10 things
glamaphonic:
1) There are endless, ENDLESS things that could go wrong with a CBS drama about Sherlock Holmes with Lucy Liu as Rule 63 Dr. Watson. From all the things that usually plague female characters and, especially, WoC characters in western entertainment to the show just being plain shitty.
2) None of these things is how now there won’t be pandering queer subtext. Literally none of them....
ivyblossom:
ceilingtheo:
….they totally should have cast Lucy Liu as Sherlock.
I would absolutely have been on board for this.
i think i just found the sherlock of my heart :|
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