There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won’t be falling for THAT one again any time soon.
A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.
i like to think that Dad keeps that jar there as a reminder
that jokes are only funny if you’re careful about them
and that it has been very carefully cleaned
and all it contains now
is a single epi pen