WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ 100K ABOUT WEIRD LOOKING DUDES
WHO FAIL AT EVERYTHING
AND ESPECIALLY BEING MARRIED
SPOILER ALERT: THE ANSWER IS HELL YES
Kaner, a traditionally useless Prince of America, and Tazer, the Heir Apparent of British Canada, don’t know each other when their mothers arrange their engagement. Once that’s done all they have to do is get to know each other, get married, consummate the marriage, refrain from killing each other, negotiate a treaty with California, and try not to piss off Mexico again. Falling in love isn’t part of the plan. That’s politics, boys.
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